Groucho Marx
American
comedian
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it...
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you...
Those are my principles, and if you do not like them... well, I have...
