Groucho Marx

Born:

1890

Died:

1977
American comedian
I must say I find television very educational
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it...
I was married by a judge
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Man does not control his own fate
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you...
Those are my principles, and if you do not like them
Those are my principles, and if you do not like them... well, I have...